So I go to Subway. ( Infuriating hijinks ensue. )

Dan is a fucking superhero. Of relationships. Superpatientman! To the rescue of really bad assumptions of how someone will react to news of an unforeseen crush! Bipartisan solution is goooo! (pew pew pew)

Dan's work Christmas party. Wheeeeeheeheehee. Yeah, they work retail, so they have to have their Christmas party nearly a month after the fact. But it was super-fun, and only partially because Dan's coworkers are mildly mad.

( TOO SOON, but also TOO CUTE: Relationships You Don't Care About )